Sometimes you just watch a random horror movie and have no idea who's in it, what the plot is, or why it showed up on your Amazon account. This was one of those instances. The cover is frightening enough, with the pretty typical horror title He's Out There. That description, basically, sums up the entire … Continue reading Movie Review: He’s Out There
When I saw the people associated with the Conjuring series were making another movie, one that didn't involve their previous works, I was really excited. Annabelle had kind of lost its luster, and the Warren story seemed to run its course. Diving into the Mexican (I think) legend of La Llorona seemed like a fantastic … Continue reading Movie Review: The Curse of La Llorona
No spoilers! I think? What's a spoiler? Haha! I saw the movie before most of you reading this! One of my friends found out about a pre-showing (word?) that we decided to go to because why not. Seeing horror movies at 9:45 is always a fantastic idea, because there's nothing creepier than a flooded urinal … Continue reading Movie Review: Us
Just in time for Halloween, here is your completely biased and non-professional list of horror movies! But these aren't your typical Friday the 13th, Halloween, Halloween 13 ranked. These are the weird ones. And what's even creepier than a horror movie? A weird horror movie. So dig in, feast up, and then try to forget you watched 'em, because … Continue reading THE LIST: (Almost) All My Horror Movies RANKED!
Good Very Creepy/Suspenseful The old-time house with lots of secrets was the best possible setting for this story. Apart from that, the story is presented in a really unique way. The directors (or whoever's in charge of all the cool stuff) did a fantastic job with the fade scenes, the memories, the book, all of … Continue reading Movie Review: I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House
The Observance This low-budget movie is one of those gems that I stumbled across while sifting through the long list of movies on our Amazon Fire TV. (Can I get endorsement money for that or something?) I broke it down into my usual categories here. The low budget actually made the movie better in a variety … Continue reading Movie Review: Observance
Good Horrifying Old Man If you do end up watching this movie, there's one guy you will never forget. I have affectionately dubbed him "Old Man Genius" because he literally makes all the right moves (except for being a horrible person). From biding his time carefully in the shadows to calling the police directly after … Continue reading Movie Review: 13 Cameras