Movie Review of It (1 and 2): Ugh

I realized the other day that while IT has been out for almost 2 years, I still haven't written an official review of the movie. I've been an avid follower of horror movies for probably around 5 years, and I can't remember an event quite like the release of IT. The general, non-horror-obsessed public went … Continue reading Movie Review of It (1 and 2): Ugh

Movie Review: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

To be fair, I didn't read the books, know anything about them, or even watch the trailer for this movie before diving in. My expectations were fairly low, and that usually means good things happen. Wanna watch the trailer? Click here. I did see about fifteen seconds of the trailer, so I knew that Harold … Continue reading Movie Review: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

Movie Review: The Curse of La Llorona

When I saw the people associated with the Conjuring series were making another movie, one that didn't involve their previous works, I was really excited. Annabelle had kind of lost its luster, and the Warren story seemed to run its course. Diving into the Mexican (I think) legend of La Llorona seemed like a fantastic … Continue reading Movie Review: The Curse of La Llorona

THE LIST: (Almost) All My Horror Movies RANKED!

Just in time for Halloween, here is your completely biased and non-professional list of horror movies! But these aren't your typical Friday the 13th, Halloween, Halloween 13 ranked. These are the weird ones. And what's even creepier than a horror movie? A weird horror movie. So dig in, feast up, and then try to forget you watched 'em, because … Continue reading THE LIST: (Almost) All My Horror Movies RANKED!

Movie Review: I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House

Good Very Creepy/Suspenseful The old-time house with lots of secrets was the best possible setting for this story. Apart from that, the story is presented in a really unique way. The directors (or whoever's in charge of all the cool stuff) did a fantastic job with the fade scenes, the memories, the book, all of … Continue reading Movie Review: I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House