New New New Stuff

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First things first, we have a lot of hackers in this world. My website is way too small for this to happen.

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If any of you reading are the hackers, and you are also an experienced website programmer, please add a coconut-themed background. I would really love that. If you can’t do that, move on to a different website. I have strong walls *flexes calves*.

I’ve enhanced my website to include a few more details that will hopefully catch your eye. I explained all of these new things in this article, but for now just read on.

The thing I’m most excited about in these updates is: I have a mailing list! I’ll only use this mailing list for, like, new releases and deals. If you’re not interested in that, I still have incentive to sign up. If you subscribe and then email me at davidkummer7@gmail.com, I will send you a short story from As Trees Turned Away. Even better, you can choose which story it is. Any of the ones listed on the amazon page.

(Look at that. Only 3 reviews. Tsk tsk. So depressing.)

Thirdly, I’ve extended the ninety-nine cents deal on She until at least the end of the month. (Guess what? Haven’t sold a single book yet.)

Lastly, I have updated the page with information on my two books coming out. As well, I’ve added the cover for My Abigail already. Check it out!